An open treatise to X-Box Live players:

Please stop putting “McLovin” in your name. I’m sure Superbad coughed up the funny, I’m sure your stoner friends laughed very hard, but stop.

I’m tired of whoring my Guitar Hero III stats with your namesake. Of the 403 “Mclovin” and 27 “Mcluvin” Live accounts, 9,655 games have been played. In an online setting where disconnect abuse and the inflated statistics are the norm, your combined win percentage of 51 percent is a travesty.

Prospective Live subscribers, do not make the same mistake these horrible Guitar Hero players did. If you really have that much trouble coming up with a gaming tag, there are plenty of Dragon Ball Z characters you can associate with a string of random numbers. To iterate a point Maddox once made: you are not the writers of Superbad, and you are not funny. Stop.